Don’t kiss the kids, don’t smooch the spouse, Wipe all the doorknobs, disinfect the house. Hold your social distance and monitor your space, Don’t stand too close or you’ll cop a virus in the face! Avoid shaking hands when you arrive at the meeting, Do ta

Don’t kiss the kids, don’t smooch the spouse,
Wipe all the doorknobs, disinfect the house.
Hold your social distance and monitor your space,
Don’t stand too close or you’ll cop a virus in the face!

Avoid shaking hands when you arrive at the meeting,
Do tapping elbows cos it’s the new proper greeting.
And when you’re out shopping, here’s some free advice:
‘Go gently down the aisles, don’t hoard, be nice!’

‘Cos there are some people struggling,
Worrying how they’ll cope.
So be a decent Aussie,
And offer them some hope.

March 25 [singalong with kids]

If you’re happy and you know it, wash your hands! Clap clap!
If you’re happy and you know it, wash your hands! Clap clap!
If you’re happy and you know it, then you really oughta show it,
And we’ll all be safer right across the lands! Clap clap!

If your nose you gotta blow it, use a tissue! Clap clap!
If your nose you gotta blow it, use a tissue! Clap clap!
If your nose you gotta blow it, use a tissue then you throw it,
And we’ll all be safer right across the lands! Clap clap!