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I spent today amusing myself by writing this list. Hope it amuses you also.
KNOW YOUR ACRONYNMS IN THESE MODERN TIMES
PMS Pasta Making Shortage
CBD Covid Boredom Disorder
TPG Toilet Paper Gone
PTSD Pasta and Tissue Shortage Disorder
NDIS No Dettol In Stock
MD Mask Denier (as in Brendan Murphy MD)
NRMA No Remaining Masks Available
RAC Royals Affected by Covid
QLD Quarantine Loneliness Disorder
NSW No Shortage of Whingers
VIC Very Infective Covid
TAS Take A Shower (as in keep calm)
HSC Hand Sanitiser for Covid
DVD Damn Viral Disease
DFAT Damn Fat (How I’m gettin’ sitting at home)
PGH Please Go Home
SAS Support A Senior (Launched today by Anastasia P)
WHO When the Hurt’s Over
NBN No Bloody Network
ABC All ‘Bout Covid
And a new one..
ESS Empty Shelf Syndrome
HELPFUL HINTS
Toilet Paper Substitutes:
Phone Books
Those otherwise useless letters that politicians send you
Any Murdoch publication
Pasta substitute
Any of the above - roll tightly, cut into short lengths and steam.
TODAY’S OBSERVATIONS
The Federal govt is going to subsidise export flights for fish. Have you ever tried to buy Australian fish in the supermarket? There is none, mostly it comes from Vietnam or South Africa. Am I the only one that sees the irony in this?
PLEASE EXPLAIN?
Panama will allow women out of their homes 3 days a week, Men out the other three days a week and nobody out on Sunday. That must be bonking day.
ONLY IN THE USA
Gun shops have been declared an “Essential Service”.
KNOW YOUR ACRONYNMS IN THESE MODERN TIMES
PMS Pasta Making Shortage
CBD Covid Boredom Disorder
TPG Toilet Paper Gone
PTSD Pasta and Tissue Shortage Disorder
NDIS No Dettol In Stock
MD Mask Denier (as in Brendan Murphy MD)
NRMA No Remaining Masks Available
RAC Royals Affected by Covid
QLD Quarantine Loneliness Disorder
NSW No Shortage of Whingers
VIC Very Infective Covid
TAS Take A Shower (as in keep calm)
HSC Hand Sanitiser for Covid
DVD Damn Viral Disease
DFAT Damn Fat (How I’m gettin’ sitting at home)
PGH Please Go Home
SAS Support A Senior (Launched today by Anastasia P)
WHO When the Hurt’s Over
NBN No Bloody Network
ABC All ‘Bout Covid
And a new one..
ESS Empty Shelf Syndrome
HELPFUL HINTS
Toilet Paper Substitutes:
Phone Books
Those otherwise useless letters that politicians send you
Any Murdoch publication
Pasta substitute
Any of the above - roll tightly, cut into short lengths and steam.
TODAY’S OBSERVATIONS
The Federal govt is going to subsidise export flights for fish. Have you ever tried to buy Australian fish in the supermarket? There is none, mostly it comes from Vietnam or South Africa. Am I the only one that sees the irony in this?
PLEASE EXPLAIN?
Panama will allow women out of their homes 3 days a week, Men out the other three days a week and nobody out on Sunday. That must be bonking day.
ONLY IN THE USA
Gun shops have been declared an “Essential Service”.