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Today very quiet at home so I made up this little test. Maybe it will fill in some of your time.
Q. If there is no sport being played, how come the ABC still has a sports report?
Q. Why has the sex industry been closed down when it’s only a gathering of two?
Q. Why was the Qld teachers strike called off?
A. If the schools close, teachers will be on full pay. If they go on strike, they don’t get paid. Who said teachers aren’t smart.
Q. Does anybody know the address for accounts payable in China so we can send the invoice?
Q. Why is my local library closed and not considered an essential service in these times when we are stranded at home and in need of diversions?
Q. Where do Sydney’s ibises get their food now that the parks are empty and consequently the rubbish bins also are empty?
Q. Why is it that face masks work in Asia but not in the west?
Q. Why is our, Chief Medical Officer, unable to even utter the word ‘mask’?
How'd you go?
Q. If there is no sport being played, how come the ABC still has a sports report?
Q. Why has the sex industry been closed down when it’s only a gathering of two?
Q. Why was the Qld teachers strike called off?
A. If the schools close, teachers will be on full pay. If they go on strike, they don’t get paid. Who said teachers aren’t smart.
Q. Does anybody know the address for accounts payable in China so we can send the invoice?
Q. Why is my local library closed and not considered an essential service in these times when we are stranded at home and in need of diversions?
Q. Where do Sydney’s ibises get their food now that the parks are empty and consequently the rubbish bins also are empty?
Q. Why is it that face masks work in Asia but not in the west?
Q. Why is our, Chief Medical Officer, unable to even utter the word ‘mask’?
How'd you go?